Chris, Female, INTP, Single, Cynical, White, Atheist, 40, Strong, Petite, Astute, Reclusive, Homogamous, Barefoot, Lesbian, Legal, Insomniac, Tired, Out, Aquarius, Broke, Mad and needing to get laid.
I'm an American into gay rights, but it's not my career. I'm an educated mendicant, I'm well-connected, I have a poetic license, and I'm fluent at Dvorak. For a long time I thought the end of the world would be Bill Gates' fault. Now I believe it will be George W. Bush's fault. Noise is my rage button, sound is my soothe button. My first love was a dictionary. My last love was a bad joke. I do karaoke sober, and have been guilty of Socratic irony. I fantasize alot, PBS keeps me grounded.
I support space exploration and protest genetic research. I just designed, built and installed a black iron water coil in my fireplace and connected it to my water system, for all my winter hot water needs. I'm now working on a grease car and home generator.
I line my ceilings with DonnaKaran advertisements; I roll my own cigarettes & grow my own vegetables. I have a penchant for jerk chicken, buttermilk, tomato-and-onion sandwiches, blackened grouper, and I once found solace painting window panes during a heavy
rainstorm. My survival item of choice is a cast iron skillet. The rest
you can figure out here.
OK.... but for the sake of argument, follow me, if you will.... |