waxing


I am that person standing behind you in line at the tag office.
I am that person you stood behind in line at the tag office.
I am that person who paused in traffic to let you turn left.
I am that person you paused in traffic for to let me turn left.
I am that person who held the door open for you at the mall.
I am that person you held the door open for at the mall.
I am that person blocking your view of the meat bin at the grocery store.
I am that person who couldn't see the meat bin at the grocery store because of you.
I am that person you saw raking the yard as you drove by.
I am that person who saw you raking the yard as I drove by.
I am that person walking down the street in front of the library.
I am that person who saw you walking down the street in front of the library.
I am that person who rented the last copy of "Lost World" at the video store.
I am that person who couldn't rent "The Nutty Professor" because you had taken the last copy.
I am that person who handed a letter addressed to you back to the postman.
I am that person who the letter was addressed to you gave back to the postman.
I am that person who sent flowers to your father's funeral.
I am that person who noticed the flowers you sent to my father's funeral.
I am that person who couldn't get through to customer service because the line was busy.
I am that person on the phone with customer service when you tried to call them.
I am that person in front of you making a deposit in the drive-through.
I am that person you were in front of in the drive-thru at the bank.
I am that person who admired your new green car as it passed me.
I am that person who drove the new green car you admired today.
I am that person who thumbed thru the magazine you just bought at the newstand.
I am that person who bought the magazine you just thumbed thru at the newstand.
I am that person arguing with the cashier over correct change while you waited patiently behind me.
I am that person who waited patiently behind you as you argued with the cashier over correct change.
I am that person who overheard your conversation last night in the restaurant.
I am that person whose conversation you overheard at the restaurant last night.
I am that person who traded in the car you just bought.
I am that person who bought the car you just traded in.
I am that person who sold you the painting at the yardsale Saturday.
I am that person who bought the painting at your yardsale Saturday.
I am that person who bumped into you as I was leaving the gas station.
I am that person you bumped into as you were leaving the gas station.
I am that person annoyed by your laughter two rows back in the theater.
I am that person who annoyed you with my laughter two rows down in the theater.
I am that person who felt sorry for you while you were given a speeding ticket on the interstate.
I am that person you felt sorry for that got a speeding ticket on the interstate.

I am a homosexual. Why did you just take two steps back?